Urglish

I bought a new flashlight the other weekend, it's one that doesn't need batteries - you just pump the handle and it charges up. The shop keeper asked if I wanted the box for it - I didn't really think I needed it, but I said sure anyway. I'm so glad I did!

This is what's written on the side of the box, exactly as it appears: (fyi for you non-British speakers - "torch" = "flashlight")

Product Characteristics:

1) This product is a new science and technology product and made with high and new science and technology. It can illuminate only placing it in rhythm.

2) No need any power, no environmental pollution. Low noise and health, Comparing with common torch.it can be several times on lift.

3) Con stantly using this health torch, it can benefit to your palm, arm and shoulder stretching and blood circulation, so as to let your hands relax and brain clever,hand and brain coor dinate and promote your brain memory and health composition.

Doesn't that make you smile?!